Thought I'd try this week to do a post a la Buzzfeed, "(insert number) thoughts everyone has during (insert activity)!" Because here at Pop Culture Cynic, we're all about trying new things, and one of those new things you may have decided to try is Bootcamp, based off my post last week! If that is the case, check these out and be prepared.
[Editor's Note: This article is a piece of satire. We totally don't regularly use list articles and a heavy concentration of stock photos to hide our poor journalistic style. We are artists, we're much better than that! That is all.]
1. Yeah, doing the exercise, this is going to be great!
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| I'll look like this in a week, right? |
2. Oh no. This is not great. This is the opposite of great.
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| Me. |
3. Wait, it's only been five minutes? How does time move this slowly?
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| This is how science works, right? |
