Here's one for you. What do you get when you cross Misery with Scooby Doo on Zombie Island?
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| Apart from the easiest way to ruin a child for ever. |
The correct answer is
The Skeleton Key. One of
those spooky thrillers that was all the rage around the late nineties and early noughties. Inspired by a certain
movie's unusual success and based on the same model of the predictably unpredictable ending, these films are enjoyable for the simple fact that you know exactly what you're getting before you even start the torrent downloading, because who the hell would pay for a movie that looks exactly like the last five?
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| "I see dead advertising executives." |
You may not remember this film coming out. There is not a lot that is special about
The Skeleton Key. The only reason I'm writing about it is so I could make the gif up there. You will know the entire plot before I even tell you. After I tell you, you'll know it twice. And you'll have forgotten something important to make brain-room for it. Like where your mum's grave is. Or which of your neighbours is a convicted paedophile. Or which neighbour's house you left your child at.
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| "From what I can see, he's either at Jackie's having milk and cookies or at Dave's being sodomised." |
