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| Portal references: A surefire way to attract geeks. |
Duration - 0/5 (You literally just print it out and you're done, what more do you want?)
It's Valentine's Day in just over a week, ladies and gents. I hope you've all remembered to book that really fancy restaurant and get lots of flowers and cards and other high profit-margin items to give to your better half to prove your undying devotion to the capitalist giants that dictate our every waking thought and action.
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| The slogans on some of the bags for life are unnervingly appropriate. |
You'll find a download link and a classic Ben-quip [patent pending] to put inside the card underneath each image so go, spread your feelings (and my designs, yay) like so many love-juice based illnesses:
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| Enough of this Tarkin and TIE me down already. Download |
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| I'm pregnant. Download |
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| The dildo wasn't. Download |
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| Hiiiiiiiiii! Download |
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| Every breath you take, every move you make... I'll be watching. Download |
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| Time passes, people move... Like a river's flow, it never ends. A childish mind will turn to noble ambition... Young love will become deep affection... The clear water's surface reflects growth. Download |
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| Dopamine and Serotonin; the only things that really love me. Download |
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| There's totally room on that platform for the two of them... Download |
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| ALL HAIL THE HYPNOTOAD. Download |
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| Hello, My Love. This is Just For You. Do It To Me, All Night Long. Download |
Happy Valentine's Day, everybody.
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