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1. Yeah, doing the exercise, this is going to be great!
|I'll look like this in a week, right?|
|This is how science works, right?|
|Collapsed lung, or those feelz from that last episode of Orphan Black|
finally hit me?
|Catchin' some zzzz's.|
|Me, an hour later.|
|So what you're saying is ... this isn't a normal lunch?|
anything. Not toes, nor fingers, nor feelings. I am dead inside.
|"Welcome to the GUN SHOW!" *Flexes bones, bones snap*|
|"There's blood on his face... My god. There's blood EVERYWHERE."|
10. Right, I'm going to overtake this person, that'll be my goal. Yeah, suck it lady, eat my dust!
|My competitive nature sometimes get's the best of me.|
|She's coming for me. She can smell my fear.|
|It would be so beautiful.|
|Gotta love taking it easy.|
|"TEN MORE MINUTES OF BURPEES!"|
|"I hate you so much." "Susan, please."|
|Like, I know I'm dead and all, but it's not my cheat day yet, so no skipping.|
|I'm done. Finished. Out.|